Whenever I see people using a Microsoft Surface in the wild, I always think they’re filming an ad for Microsoft Surface or they’re influencers.

Our unborn baby just looked up at me and said “Daddy, why do people make up things their kids said and post them on the internet?”

Now that my barber blew the cut hair off my shoulders with her coffee breath I know for a fact I’m having a worse day than you.

Most people wouldn’t realise that before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, moths and insects were the dominate species on earth. Edison was the first person to finally control them with light bulbs.

Flying business class on Jetstar today, which is pretty much like walking with socks on instead of barefoot #JQ57

Ok, so I’ve got an idea, it’s like porn but the videos are of people replying to then archiving the last few emails in their inbox until it’s empty.

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” — Plato

I wonder if motorcycle riders with loud exhausts find the polite and subtle sound of regular city cars really annoying? Or is it only us?

An Apple Camera, a fan theory

Posting a hot Apple theory I just imagined because in 5 to 10 years time, when it comes true, I want to link back to this post to proclaim how right and intelligent I was for a second.

The iPhone has a short life ahead of it. The iPad is encroaching the iPhone’s purpose on one side, and the Watch on the other. On the side of that note, the iPad is also taking up the oxygen in the market the MacBook is leaving, and the MacBook is going to retract to a desktop/home computer. So, the Apple Watch is becoming more and more powerful, and will take the “central processing unit” elements the iPhone currently provides to your personal computing life and interconnectivity.

The iPhone fades away, you’ve got an Apple Watch on your wrist, and an iPad in your backpack, and the breathing room left in the market is a camera. You don’t want to be taking photos on your 10.5” iPad and the Watch is too small to take a good photo. Does Apple leave cameras to third party manufacturers like it has monitors and wifi routers? No, it loves the camera.

From May 2018, my bold prediction for the future of Apple is an Apple Camera.

First real attempt iPad podcast remote recording - recording on an iPad Pro, on an Apogee Mic+, into Ringr, will edit on Ferrite